Argh.

Right now, if you were to ask me who I am most fed up with at present, I’d have to say that it’s spiritual people and hot people. If you’re spiritual AND hot, I probably hate you.

So, part of my internship program is this supposed fostering and growth in the realm of spirituality. So far, it doesn’t seem like any of the participants (including me) are really encountering any spiritual growth. This particularly bothers me because I am so spiritually DRY right now that I’m going insane.

I get so frustrated in our group meetings when something spiritual does come up because I can’t connect to anything anyone is saying. Or when people read poems or some spiritual something or other, they always do it in this….voice. I just want to reach out and strangle them! Good lord! I don’t understand you!

And what’s up with hot people being so hot? That’s not very fair. I guess if I were a beautiful beautiful gay man I would feel differently(to get the joke, read this: http://cogentdiversion.typepad.com/cogent_diversion/2005/07/i_went_to_nyc_a.html).

But seriously. We often take the day camp kids to the pool and I think, “ok, can all the hot girls please leave – RIGHT NOW? No, seriously, y’all need to just pack up and GO.”

It’s late, I’m going to go lay in bed and fume about hot spiritual people and how they are ruining society.

(kidding…sort of)